Top 10 Signs you might be a Boatnut!

Boating can fun, relaxing, stressful, expensive and priceless all in one trip. Some people think we’re crazy to own a boat so here are the top 10 signs you might be a Boatnut!

10. If you watch fuel prices closer than Wall Street watches stock prices, you might be a Boatnut.

9. If your phone has more wind alert apps than games, you might be a Boatnut.

8. If your non-boating friends know what a holding tank is due to your many “delightful” stories, you might be a Boatnut.

7. If you haven’t been on an airplane since buying your boat, you might be a Boatnut.

6. If you’re Facebook friends with the Ballard Locks, you might be a Boatnut.

5. If you call West Marine and the person who answers recognizes your voice, you might be a Boatnut.

4. If you’ve rated 10 or more services on Seattle Boatnuts, you might be a Boatnut.

3. If your house is slowly falling apart while everything on your boat gets fixed immediately, you might be a Boatnut.

2. If you type the letter Y into your web browser and it instantly auto-fills in “Yachtworld”, you might be a Boatnut.

1. If you are visibly upset because you don’t meet every criteria on this list, you might be Boatnut!

Got other ideas for signs that you might be a boatnut? Leave em below in the comments and I’ll include them in a future version of this list!

Happy Boating!
-Boatnut Brian